Mr. Cranky has the best movie reviews on the web. Movies are rated from one bomb (almost tolerable) to four bombs (as good as a poke in the eye with a sharp stick). For the really crappy movies, there's dynamite (so godawful that it ruptured the very fabric of space and time with the sheer overpowering force of its mediocrity) and a nuke (proof that Jesus died in vain).