Procrastination Guide
I know you are all in awe of my mad procrastination skillz (go on, admit it!). Well, now you too can learn this amazing ability in the comfort and privacy of your own home!! Introducing the revolutionary new Complete Procrastination Flowchart System (patent pending), specially formulated for daily use! All you have to do is follow these quick, easy steps and in just 12 hours a day you too can be transformed into a procrastinator*.
How much would you pay for these life-changing secrets? $500? $1000? But wait, there's more! In addition to the full colour, high-quality JPEG flowchart, if you are one of the next 10 people to click on it, you also get this amazing and gorgeous little thumbnail picture as well! Don't wait! Click now!**
* Individual results may vary
** Or maybe later. You know, tomorrow's good too. Or next week. There's really no hurry.