Warning, presentation won't impress!

Seriously, this was the headline under which this house was first listed on Trademe. Not exactly a headline to interest potential buyers. I guess at least they were honest:

I notice that they've since changed the headline to 'Cosmetically challenged'. They do say that it is "Built in low maintenance materials". Apparently even low maintenance was too much for the previous owners. They've only included exterior pictures, so I shudder to think what the inside must look like.