Pirate booty

No, not that kind of booty. Sheesh, you people are dirty-minded.

It seems that my predilection for pirates is shared. It's common enough for Think Geek to sell all sorts of pirate stuff.

Ever been in a situation and wondered What Would a Pirate Do? Well, you can have your question answered with a Pirate Spin Folder. It also comes in ninja version, but everybody knows pirates are far sexier than ninjas.

You can also adorn your office or cubicle with a mini Blackbeard action figure to keep you company on the long days of drudgery.

You can drink your morning grog ration from a pirate mug and you can spread the word by wearing a pirate t-shirt.

If you don't feel much like working (and frankly, who does these days?), you can idle away the hours pirate-style with a constructible card game or an deck of pirate playing cards.

Arrrrr.