More bash quotes

I killed a little more time browsing through random bash quotes, and couldn't resist posting a few more of the funniest ones.

[{gy}IRONMAN] I don't think Arnold will be elected.
[{gy}IRONMAN] Being a movie star isn't enough. We saw that with Reagan
[Paralysis] Damn, and all this time I thought Reagan got elected

http://bash.org/?147275

[mentor] Does anyone know where I can buy 100 m of wireless lan cable?
[insight] Well, you could try NASA's "things not yet and never will be invented"-department or something.

http://bash.org/?125928

[testic] Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
[sg1138_] 7200 seems pretty high
[testic] I think that includes wanking and wet dreams
[sg1138_] 7200 seems pretty low

http://bash.org/?638700

[AnonymousOtaku] how do i go afk? this is my first time on IRC

http://bash.org/?103496

[A-KO] heh
[A-KO] so
[A-KO] what's the latest on Iraq? heh
[@crw] eh, apparently it's still there.
[@crw] we're working to rectify the problem :P
[A-KO] lol

http://bash.org/?38011

[JaYsOn``] why the fuck do i always attract gay dudes
[moonbeam] um, well you do go to gay bars
[JaYsOn``] yeah but im straight! surely theres other straight guys there

http://bash.org/?16835

[Shloom] OMG
[Shloom] FUCK
[Shloom] I just showed this girl my wang on my webcam
[Shloom] But not only did I hear her giggle
[Shloom] but 2 other girls and a man
[Shloom] D:!
[Shloom] FUCK
[El_Diablo13] ...
[El_Diablo13] LOL!

http://bash.org/?202719

[Ratty`] COME ON BRAZIL!!
[Ratty`] COME ON BRAZIL!!
[Ratty`] COME ON BRAZIL!!
[Ratty`] COME ON BRAZIL!!
 * ToRMeNTeD comes on brazil
[Ratty`] ergh
[Ratty`] it's all sticky
[ToRMeNTeD] you told me to

http://www.bash.org/?7627

[mizery] woot, I so got owned
[mizery] my laptop is dead
[aabnusar] ?
[Rhodz] MOUTH TO HARD DICK RESUSCITATION
 * aabnusar laughs at mizery
[Rhodz] lol
[Rhodz] HARD DISK
[Rhodz] LMAO
[Rhodz] omfg
[aabnusar] lol
[Rhodz] wow what a typo to make

http://bash.org/?187385