International Talk Like a Pirate Day - September 19

I know it's a while away yet, but I think we should all celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day on September 19th. Make sure you check out the How-To guide. We wouldn't want anyone to commit a social faux pas like confusing "Avast" with "Ahoy". If you fancy using your pirate lingo to appeal to the opposite sex (or the same sex, pirates don't discriminate), make sure you master the pirate pick up lines. It may even help reduce global warming.