Disappointed by your banana?

The solution to all your problems is BananaGuard. Look at these great features:

• Glow-in-the-dark option so you don't have to fumble around for it
• Ergonomic shape to accommodate most variation in length and thickness
• Keeps your banana firm until you're ready to eat it
• Prevents premature ripening
• Easily cleaned afterwards

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