Would you do him?

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I came across this editorial about the female bonding ritual of 'who would you do?'. It basically involves assessing how keen we are to shag someone. The criteria can sometimes be purely based on physical attractiveness, but can sometimes be tempered by other considerations ("Tom Cruise is hot, but he's just too weird with all that Scientology stuff", "Damn, he's married with four kids").

Also, any group of females will have their own scoring system, which will often be coded so that judgments can be made in public without sounding skanky. My sister and I usually ask 'Would you do him?', with the possible answers being:

  1. Yes, with the lights on so I can see every glorious detail of his body
  2. Yes, but with the lights off - I don't really want to look
  3. Yes, but only if I was desperate and I'd probably have to put a paper bag over his head
  4. Not if he was the last living guy on earth AND you paid me For convenience, we usually abbreviate these to 'lights on', 'lights off', 'paper bag' and 'no way'.