I hereby renounce my faith in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, having recognized him as a false god.   Instead, the truth has been revealed to me by the divine Invisible Pink Unicorn.

“The Invisible Pink Unicorn is a being of great spiritual power. We know this because she is capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorn is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that she is pink; we logically know that she is invisible because we can’t see her.” –Steve Eley

Her Holiness’s sustenance of choice is ham and pineapple pizza, and Her divine number is 42 (of course).

Only true followers can reveal Our Lady Unicorn’s image in the following picture:

Blessed Be Her Holy Hooves

The universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster.  The story of its creation has been handed down through generations and written down in books. 

It is vitally important that the school children of America learn about this theory of creation, since it is completely logical and at least as much evidence to recommend it as the "Intelligent Design" theory.

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