Technical Documentation Weirdness

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Speaks for itself (source)

"To free people from the boot, pull this lever" ? (source)

"Our tea makes you want to smell other people's bums!" ? (source)

Some others:

• Wheelchair friendly?
• Keep your children away from fire
• Masturbating workmen are an inconvenience in Taipei
• Using this water heater will send you straight to hell. Possibly via your colon
• A very boring fridge
• Don't throw rubbish away
• Japanese Subway seating priorities
• There is no helicopter in this box

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